please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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