Non-Jews are for practice
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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