you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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