All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize