I love black thongs
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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