You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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