Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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