I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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