You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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