He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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