I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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