she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
We need to feng shui this bitch.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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