I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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