hotel room ftw
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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