I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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