She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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