i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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