I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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