I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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