Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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