i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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