So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to make a zoo with you.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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