I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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