Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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