PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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