I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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