no. you can't hotbox the world.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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