you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
