direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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