Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
