I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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