I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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