scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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