The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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