I'm really into asian looking animals
I just cut my nipple shaving
and you said cock pushups were impossible
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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