Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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