I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We talked him into tasing himself.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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