Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
