i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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