the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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