tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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