Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Panties = found
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