You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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