need another drink. this is the easiest way
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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