Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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