Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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