who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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