Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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