If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Randomize
