She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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