Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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