Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
the day after is always just damage control
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
