Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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