But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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